Engrish!!

I swear I'm not making fun of these guys. After all, I wrote like this or even worse when I moved here. It's just that, as an English teacher, I find it so fascinating!

Answer to an email asking about the stats of an item I bought on eBay:

As a rule, it will take 3-5 days to arrive.
Pls wait for more time with patient.
Pls feel free to contact us if there is anything we can assist.

Happy a nice day
Sibyl

The "Sibyl" just kills me.

Letter from China

Well, it's not really a letter. It's a little message from the seller that was attached to a battery I bought. I always find these things fascinating, and I guess that engrish.com shows I'm not the only one. The grammar and word choices are so unique, and yet, we understand pretty much everything they say. The last paragraph is genius, though.